Over 99687

Its Demotivational Poster

I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !

TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am
My sentiments as well. 5L

WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.

TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions

IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !

jew jitsu -

TAGS: mma jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by jay

GRIMMJOW - April 28, 2009, 10:33 am
QUICK.....Drop a dollar!!!
guest - February 8, 2009, 5:56 pm

OWNED - Nothing sucks more than being submitted by a girl in a jiu jitsu match

TAGS: bjj jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.68/5
Ugh - July 24, 2009, 2:54 am
only way YOU'D get some
BULLSHIT - June 26, 2009, 2:12 pm
he probably let her win with a triangle choke... i would


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.

KILL US - kill us now!

TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm
those are some h** dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P

IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L

THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


TAGS: its on the list
Rating: 4.28/5

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tamaria - June 19, 2011, 10:55 am
yeah THATS why he chewing on the bear.......

MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right

OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!

IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you

GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.

TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!

:) -

TAGS: just smile death awaits
Rating: 4.12/5

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Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:10 pm
When you are born; you cry & everyone else smiles... but live a life so when you die; everyone else cries but you smile... :)
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:43 am
Good One.

HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!

TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm
Mr. Snuffleupagus?



TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows t***
Rating: 4.72/5

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culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like p****, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet p***?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


TAGS: drama llama spits die lonely
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:13 am
and I'm not talking about the poster 5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:10 am
I think this one will die alone.

HUMANITY - there is nothing to fear but fear itself

TAGS: humanity is undoing itself
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheOne - March 12, 2011, 1:41 pm
I've been expecting this.Nice.

THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!

TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.

FURSUITS - Someones are weird even for the average furry fan

TAGS: furry fursuits
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:16 pm
Someones? ... really? ... remember to add a pic of yourself to the douchebag archives K.


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am

CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''

TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your a**. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. f***ing guy lives like royalty, h** and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than p***bear, who's just a minipimp a**clown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you f***ing idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am
It's called p***bear you f***ing idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am
I thought that was p***bear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!


TAGS: take it honey its for you
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:28 pm
great... seem like killing two birds with one 5tone...
spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
Nice one RL.

OR... - You can just stop being lazy.


TAGS: just friends curse calendar benefits
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:29 am
I like the fresh positive outlook!
caveman - February 12, 2012, 2:14 am
Nice to hear. Boredom does the vocabulary good i guess.
LiquidAngel - February 12, 2012, 1:18 am
All of your recent posters have been awesome, this one is no exception, keep em coming.


YOUR VIRGINITY - Is like an accordion in an unlocked car. You'd have to pay someone to take it.

TAGS: its because you are not cool like me
Rating: 4.43/5

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forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:53 am
ROFL! 5 deflorations
Bovee - February 15, 2010, 2:49 pm
wow, thats great. i think i would still leave it.

THE MISFITS - They want your skulls, they need your skulls.

DEPRESSION - It's just anger without enthusiasm

TAGS: its true
Rating: 4.78/5

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TAGS: hug love care heart t***
Rating: 4.46/5

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SiliconMage - March 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
One of the best motifakes on the site. 5/5
spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Jmac0585 - March 25, 2010, 5:42 pm
TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:40 pm
I think I put 5L, can't see from the tears
Cubbybear - March 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Why do I see a CUBBY joke in this pic? 5/5 for cuteness. You old softie
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:51 am
Love the tags. xD
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:48 am
And no training is required. 5L!!!

BRUSHING TEETH! - Obsessed is just a word the lazy use for the dedicated

PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."

TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself

I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.

TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

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HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm
light5 out.


TAGS: if the shoe fits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:22 am
Excellent Haar.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 10:54 pm
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:55 pm
Greybeard monkey 5/5


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.

BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...

TAGS: yes its anime get over it impact brace
Rating: 2.74/5

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agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 11:33 am
LMAO! Hilarious, Matt!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 12:44 pm
Well put Matt. 1 L
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 11:57 am


TAGS: its a tough job
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 1:00 am
...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. "
ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:59 am
"This cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further...
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 9:09 am
Fava bean5 and Chianti

Mitsubishi 3000gt -

TAGS: mechanic 3000gt mitsubishi
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bolverk3778 - November 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
With the 3000GT you'll need to be a programmer before a mechanic!!

SHINY NEW BIKE? - Why Mooooooooooooooooooo, its lovely!

OKAY, SHORTY... - You may have won this round, but next time, I'm taking you down!

LIFE - YUP And Then You Die

ELECTRIC SHOCK THERAPY - I'm feeling much better thank you. What's your name again sir?

IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"



TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l

TIGER'S THERAPY SESSION - Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass (Whew THAT was Close)

TAGS: look at it tiger its sweeeeet
Rating: 4.31/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 10:59 am
I want to caption the 3 guys behind her. From right to left. 'Nice a**', 'I'm not looking!', 'Someone stole mah bukkit'.
rerun - October 23, 2010, 4:53 pm

she wouldn't have anything to do with him
angelous - October 23, 2010, 1:20 pm


TAGS: prophets not profits
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:56 pm
5L doc... awesum
MilDoc - April 20, 2011, 1:14 pm
I'm in CO, USA!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:07 am
LOL that is AWE5OME. Where are you a Mildoc, Mildoc?
Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
"...through the roof." lol
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
Love it

AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Where the REAL agony of da-feet takes its toll!

WITS - I refuse to have a Battle of Wits with an unarmed person

TAGS: wits battle guns
Rating: 2.94/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 12:59 am
Is that why no one will duel with me?
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
A swift death comes to the defenseless. 5 Colt .45's

Who’s screaming? -

TAGS: oh its me
Rating: 5/5

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TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny



TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance t*** or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice! 5L


TAGS: diapers toddlers limits weight dads
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:08 pm
Thanks for all the comments and L's folks!
CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:47 pm
Been there. Can't let them get too full.
steve1961 - May 15, 2013, 3:54 am
You're supposed to CHANGE them?
SLOHAND62 - May 14, 2013, 9:39 pm
LoL 5 lb load to this. Whew I learned way late in life this picture is so true
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 9:22 pm
Oh, man, Missy, a packed load of memories there. Never changed one. If my lady was out, my rug rats were on their own. And that one there still has room for a couple more nuclear nuggets. 5 Lumpy loins
Greeny - May 14, 2013, 8:01 pm
To make a great daddy-gagger takes patience
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 7:09 pm
Now it makes sense


TAGS: hard work bee benefits
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:45 pm
Thanks Sean -
Sean - May 4, 2011, 3:20 pm
I love this one. Wonderful.



EYE CANDY - Eye candy in a suit is like eating an M&M. It isn't until you get past the outer coating that you find the real treat.

TAGS: eyecandy suits men mandms
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:42 pm
Nah chocolate the peanuts get stuck all over your teeth.
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:38 pm

SOUTHERN GOLD - The tastiest kind of gold

TAGS: grits are good to eat
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - October 22, 2011, 1:20 am
But only if they're not instant. And they're real grits, not that Cream Of Wheat that the late great Lewis Grizzard called sissy grits



TAGS: this is not a politifake you dumb mod its an idiologifake
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sean - December 22, 2009, 2:01 pm
I was actually referring to most people, not just the capitalists (owners of the means of production). This is more existential than ideological.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
It allows them to live off their capital rather than direct work. "Utterly useless"? I expect they'd debate that.


TAGS: zombies halloween lol funny t***
Rating: 3.15/5

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Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:39 pm
*face Palm*
Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:01 pm
My early Work Sucks, Hell Most Of My Current Work Sucks, and i was just trying to make a joke... not my strong point.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:39 pm
Don't question mods publicly... it's not kosher. Take it to PMs, but not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 7:29 pm
It's not your place to question what is approved or by who. Think back to your early work and ask yourself some hard questions about quality...I know I do.
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
Ok Mooo, But Still This is bad quality... I'm Betting it was aggy while on one of his guinnes runs :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:11 pm
Well. That's an inappropriate question Hammy....None of your f***ing business.
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
The pic had great potential.
culos - October 8, 2010, 12:46 pm
I choose not to comment.....
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:02 pm
Moo, did you approve this?
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:38 am
Wow, just wow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:29 am
What the hell?....poster fail and epic username fail......1L

Annoying comics -


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)


TAGS: thank god its friday sayings tuesday ruins nights realization
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:33 pm
Tip one back for me!
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:45 am
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:54 am
Oh paleeese! Don't go all hi-tech on me. Cheers!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 12:52 am
How many times? Depressing enough to buy a digital watch.

family portraits -

A fart -

TAGS: its all green motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:46 pm
Hilarious, Silvy!!!! I love a good fart joke! The toxic cloud pic is AWESOME!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!

MOTHER NATURE - the great equalizer

TAGS: go where its warm
Rating: 4.94/5

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Weapon X - November 26, 2010, 3:34 am
Funny as hell...reminds me of this story about these two guys on my ship and this homeless chick when we went to Victoria, British Colombia...
TheGoat - September 18, 2010, 10:10 am
why else do you think Vancouver has 3 times the homeless rate of Toronto?
forseti - September 18, 2010, 7:53 am
so evil!
Claire - September 18, 2010, 2:16 am
I lol'd hard. This is great.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:58 pm
I keep them with my sh**gun....just to make it easy on the cops...
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:54 pm
Fridge full of condiments, huh? I guess we will just have to go do a sauce run, you still got those ski masks?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:51 pm
All I have is h** sauce....seriously, I don't even have milk, bread or eggs....But I got h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:50 pm
o yea, cuz your fat, thats whats with the fat jokes. (sorry that thought slipped my mind while thinking bout kobe kiddo kabobs)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:49 pm
I prefer bbq suace, and lets substitute my kids for some of my nephews. Lil bastards, i got the ranch if you got the bbq sauce
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:47 pm
Why the fat jokes?......I'll eat your children.....If you've got Ranch dressing...(nothing worse than bland children)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:42 pm
F*CK YOU Mooooooooooooooooo, you over weight bovine b****! (nothing but love)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:23 pm
Eat a ***k Faceplant!!!!! all in good fun (no seriously, eat a ***k)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 5:06 pm
Love it! Nice smileys guys!
Reality Lord - September 17, 2010, 5:05 pm

oh yeah....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:39 pm
True dat....5L

any questions? -

TAGS: airplane its magic psa
Rating: 4.93/5

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steve1961 - April 8, 2014, 2:21 am
LOL I meant over not out LOL
steve1961 - April 8, 2014, 2:21 am
I'm afraid the joke boarded a plane and flew out his head, Priss ;-)
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 9:57 pm
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 8:33 pm
Substituting the obscure term "burn buckets" for the first "engine" reference, am I wrong, Airman?
Oldsod - April 7, 2014, 8:24 pm
In addition...might I point out that this description is far more elegant than the diagram of helicopters. They don't actually fly, you know. They're so ugly the Earth repels them. I read you 5X5L, Airman!
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 8:16 pm
Emilio have you seen Airman's avatar? On paper he 5L knows what he's talking about...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 7:21 pm
The airfoil creates a suction bubble above the wing, the continuous explosion pressure within the engine pushes the engine, and all it's attached to, forward.

CHICAGO 2012 -

TAGS: its not detroit
Rating: 4.81/5

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Iconoclast - June 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
It could be a poster for another Kurt Russell flic - "Escape from NY' then "Escape from LA" and coming in 2012, "Escape from Chicago."


TAGS: that lawn ain t gonna mow itself iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:22 pm
I wanted to vote on that one yest5rday, but then, you know... :)


TAGS: its not real
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sho - June 23, 2011, 10:35 am
Lmao. 5


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
very nice!


TAGS: its just dirty water
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:39 am
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:56 pm
For shame that this only has 11 votes on it!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
Still LMAO!!!
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
LMFAO Cubby! This is motifake gold! No, it's motifake double-platinum!
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:59 pm

talk about not being safe,...no life jackets, no floaties, no adult. no oars to row.....where is the coast guard when you need them?

THE WORST PEOPLE - are those that think they are the greatest thing in the world. after all how could they be, I am

TAGS: itsmemario
Rating: 4.43/5

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IT'S OVER! - Lenin makes the winning shot at the last second!


TAGS: this is satire so its sarah palin approved and she is after all pretty freakin retarded
Rating: 3.79/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.


TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.


TAGS: think its lonely at the top try being alone on the bottm
Rating: 3/5

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Airman - June 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
5.. good one
Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 10:40 am
Another quick trip around the bases, Sean. 5/5
MO - June 11, 2009, 11:17 pm
Mark! You sumbiaatch! I was gonna say the same thing....If you close one eye and then cross the other....IT DOES look like that guy that Sean likes, but doesn't want his avatar to look like!!!!
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:13 pm
If you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like Ted Bundy.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
Of course unless they're reading a copy of Big'ns
Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:39 pm
Bundy's cool, just don't think my avatar looks like him. That's all. *wipes tear from corner of left eye*
MO - June 11, 2009, 6:30 pm
Note to self....Sean does NOT like Al Bundy.
Sean - June 11, 2009, 5:35 pm
No sir. If you were THINKING, you wouldn't have said that, let alone thunk it! *huff*
MO - June 11, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm thinking Sean's avatar looks like.....Al Bundy!
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 4:00 pm
Y'know sean your avatar kinda looks like Andy Kaufman
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:25 am
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:28 pm
God I hope that's not a comma splice. *fingers crossed*


TAGS: maybe its just my colleagues
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:14 pm
Been there, done that!!!

IT'S A MAC - Our Shields Can Not Handle Fail of This Magnitude

TAGS: mac pc ackbar its a trap frap map nap cap
Rating: 2.73/5

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Mateusz - July 30, 2010, 4:05 pm
Of coruse, if you're using Windows, the shiels have probably already crashed and bluescreened.
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:01 am
Even better was buying Perot at 8...before they got bought by Dell and selling at 30.
alohadude3 - December 20, 2009, 7:48 pm
The mac vs Pc thing is so 2001 and you should have bought APL at $24 a share, thats putting your money where your mouth is. When you do the math remember the stock split.
Derek - December 20, 2009, 6:20 pm
That's exactly what jealousy sounds like

HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!

The road less travelled -

Strength -

The Transition -

TAGS: limits growing old
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:35 am
Profundity……some arrived long ago. Greeny, you profound son-of-a-bytch…….I…I…love you

Kamikaze : Blurring the lines between bravery and stupidity -

TAGS: perhapsitsnothelmet
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 11, 2014, 5:27 pm

A truly EPIC poster. 5L and Fav'd.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu -


TAGS: its all in the approach
Rating: 4.94/5

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GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:41 am
no one but Haar could have captioned this so well. this is talent to the +5L level
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:37 am
Kill Mildew vol 2

consider carefully -

TAGS: it is both of your responsibility if you don t think so enjoy pregnancy twits
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:39 am
5L for the truth to that crotchety!

Stubbornness -


TAGS: world domination work benefits demon
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 12, 2013, 9:09 pm
LoL. I was wondering if anyone would catch the reference. :) Thank you for the great rating.
Silverheart - January 12, 2013, 6:13 pm
867-5309- Jenny's hiring a minion? To keep weirdo's from calling for a good time, eh? 5Ls



TAGS: what the hell its the alias men
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 12:33 pm
I remember! I remember! The best worst movie of its time.
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 6:12 pm
@ mine are gone...weird
rerun - August 15, 2010, 5:58 pm

@space - I just synched.....I still have all the posters I created under my alias listed under that alias...
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:18 pm
FYI Syncing will cause your Smithtee posters to appear in your profile, but NOT your aliases list. It will remove AlanSmithee as the creator, and reveal the regular avatar and name.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 9:23 am
*should have read "Cheap Transvestite Prostitutes. I can't afford those high dollar ones like you can
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 7:49 pm
*should have read "Transvestite prostitutes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 7:40 pm
Alan smithee is the name directors use when they don't want to use their own on a project. "Greyscorpion" is the name people use when picking up prostitutes when they don't want to use their own....
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
Love it. 5L
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
Oh. And the creator of each poster submitted under this name is free to admit or deny if it is theirs, but never has to reveal anything if they wish.
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 7:13 pm
Who is AlanSmithee? This is the start of a little experiment here on Motifake. Please feel free to vote, comment, and ask questions. There will more posters under this name, but they will be written by any number of people. Cheers!

Genetic Counseling -

TAGS: deaf but beautiful ears credits saulinis deviantart calendar assignment motifayk
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2014, 7:56 pm
That's awesome! 5 elephants!