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Its Demotivational Poster


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am, #240915
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am, #233745
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm, #233732
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233656
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm, #233309
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm, #233307

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am, #233268
My sentiments as well. 5L


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm, #150977
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm, #150943
excellent 5 lions


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




jew jitsu -


TAGS: mma jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by jay

GRIMMJOW - April 28, 2009, 10:33 am, #76132
QUICK.....Drop a dollar!!!
guest - February 8, 2009, 5:56 pm, #57905
lol


OWNED - Nothing sucks more than being submitted by a girl in a jiu jitsu match


TAGS: bjj jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.68/5
Ugh - July 24, 2009, 2:54 am, #99336
only way YOU'D get some
BULLSHIT - June 26, 2009, 2:12 pm, #90311
he probably let her win with a triangle choke... i would


KILL US - kill us now!


TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm, #238412
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm, #238410
those are some h** dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm, #238356
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm, #229153
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm, #229120
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am, #229104
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am, #229098
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !




THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am, #168331
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !




AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am, #153035
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am, #122585
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am, #122581
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am, #122580

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: its on the list
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

tamaria - June 19, 2011, 10:55 am, #220264
yeah THATS why he chewing on the bear.......


MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right




OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!




IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you




GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pieman

Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm, #176726
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


:) -


TAGS: just smile death awaits
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:10 pm, #232147
When you are born; you cry & everyone else smiles... but live a life so when you die; everyone else cries but you smile... :)
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm, #232133
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:43 am, #232015
Good One.


HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!


TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm, #216882
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


PARENTING SKILLS -




THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows t***
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am, #202352
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am, #202350
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am, #202349
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am, #202348
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am, #202347
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am, #202346
Culos? Is that the same like p****, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am, #202345
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet p***?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am, #202344
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am, #202341
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


DRAMA -


TAGS: drama llama spits die lonely
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:50 pm, #207161
5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:13 am, #207028
and I'm not talking about the poster 5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:10 am, #207027
I think this one will die alone.


HUMANITY - there is nothing to fear but fear itself


TAGS: humanity is undoing itself
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by guyfox

TheOne - March 12, 2011, 1:41 pm, #214090
I've been expecting this.Nice.


THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!


TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am, #225425
LOVE IT


HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm, #202816
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm, #202811
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm, #202568
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm, #202561
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm, #202551
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm, #202539
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm, #202538
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm, #202536
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm, #202528
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm, #202280
5 depressed lions.


FURSUITS - Someones are weird even for the average furry fan


TAGS: furry fursuits
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:16 pm, #217923
Someones? ... really? ... remember to add a pic of yourself to the douchebag archives K.


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am, #215402
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am, #215401
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm, #215254
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am, #215196
Fanta5tic!!!


CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''


TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am, #30304
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm, #30214
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your a**. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am, #29409
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. f***ing guy lives like royalty, h** and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than p***bear, who's just a minipimp a**clown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am, #29381
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you f***ing idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am, #29367
It's called p***bear you f***ing idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am, #25599
I thought that was p***bear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm, #25502
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!


WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS -


TAGS: take it honey its for you
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:28 pm, #221271
great... seem like killing two birds with one 5tone...
spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:44 pm, #221268
Nice one RL.


OR... - You can just stop being lazy.




THE CURSE -


TAGS: just friends curse calendar benefits
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:29 am, #229475
I like the fresh positive outlook!
caveman - February 12, 2012, 2:14 am, #229399
Nice to hear. Boredom does the vocabulary good i guess.
LiquidAngel - February 12, 2012, 1:18 am, #229398
All of your recent posters have been awesome, this one is no exception, keep em coming.


MASCULINITY -




YOUR VIRGINITY - Is like an accordion in an unlocked car. You'd have to pay someone to take it.


TAGS: its because you are not cool like me
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:53 am, #183419
ROFL! 5 deflorations
Bovee - February 15, 2010, 2:49 pm, #158222
wow, thats great. i think i would still leave it.


THE MISFITS - They want your skulls, they need your skulls.




DEPRESSION - It's just anger without enthusiasm


TAGS: its true
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Zook



I TOLD YOU GUYS... -




HUGS -


TAGS: hug love care heart t***
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

SiliconMage - March 29, 2010, 11:00 pm, #167946
One of the best motifakes on the site. 5/5
spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:10 pm, #166858
Superb!
Jmac0585 - March 25, 2010, 5:42 pm, #166845
TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:40 pm, #166789
I think I put 5L, can't see from the tears
Cubbybear - March 25, 2010, 10:00 am, #166772
Why do I see a CUBBY joke in this pic? 5/5 for cuteness. You old softie
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:51 am, #166767
Love the tags. xD
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:48 am, #166763
And no training is required. 5L!!!


BRUSHING TEETH! - Obsessed is just a word the lazy use for the dedicated




PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."


TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm, #127277
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.


TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by TrueGrave

HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm, #229560
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm, #229559
light5 out.


LETTING GO -


TAGS: if the shoe fits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:22 am, #182016
Excellent Haar.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 10:54 pm, #181924
5L!
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:55 pm, #181919
Greybeard monkey 5/5


CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am, #153678
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am, #153662
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm, #153579
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm, #153566
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm, #153527
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm, #153525
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...


TAGS: yes its anime get over it impact brace
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 11:33 am, #176171
LMAO! Hilarious, Matt!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 12:44 pm, #172152
Well put Matt. 1 L
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 11:57 am, #172144
3...2...1L


NIGHTMARES -


TAGS: its a tough job
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 1:00 am, #222585
...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. "
ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:59 am, #222584
"This cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further...
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 9:09 am, #222553
Fava bean5 and Chianti


Mitsubishi 3000gt -


TAGS: mechanic 3000gt mitsubishi
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by montecarloman

Bolverk3778 - November 6, 2013, 3:28 pm, #250873
With the 3000GT you'll need to be a programmer before a mechanic!!


SHINY NEW BIKE? - Why Mooooooooooooooooooo, its lovely!




OKAY, SHORTY... - You may have won this round, but next time, I'm taking you down!




LIFE - YUP And Then You Die




ELECTRIC SHOCK THERAPY - I'm feeling much better thank you. What's your name again sir?




IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"




FEELING LEFT OUT? -




DYSFUNCTION -


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm, #206924

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm, #206920
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm, #187711
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


TIGER'S THERAPY SESSION - Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass (Whew THAT was Close)


TAGS: look at it tiger its sweeeeet
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 10:59 am, #199689
I want to caption the 3 guys behind her. From right to left. 'Nice a**', 'I'm not looking!', 'Someone stole mah bukkit'.
rerun - October 23, 2010, 4:53 pm, #199542

she wouldn't have anything to do with him
angelous - October 23, 2010, 1:20 pm, #199527
nice.


AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Where the REAL agony of da-feet takes its toll!




WITS - I refuse to have a Battle of Wits with an unarmed person


TAGS: wits battle guns
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by redsfan

Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 12:59 am, #141144
Is that why no one will duel with me?
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:05 pm, #141017
A swift death comes to the defenseless. 5 Colt .45's


Who’s screaming? -


TAGS: oh its me
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO



THE GANGS ALL HERE -


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am, #239728
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm, #226879
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm, #226739

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


PARANOIA -




BALLS -


TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance t*** or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm, #190846
Nice! 5L


DADS -


TAGS: diapers toddlers limits weight dads
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:08 pm, #245768
Thanks for all the comments and L's folks!
CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:47 pm, #245757
Been there. Can't let them get too full.
steve1961 - May 15, 2013, 3:54 am, #245749
You're supposed to CHANGE them?
SLOHAND62 - May 14, 2013, 9:39 pm, #245742
LoL 5 lb load to this. Whew I learned way late in life this picture is so true
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 9:22 pm, #245740
Oh, man, Missy, a packed load of memories there. Never changed one. If my lady was out, my rug rats were on their own. And that one there still has room for a couple more nuclear nuggets. 5 Lumpy loins
Greeny - May 14, 2013, 8:01 pm, #245739
To make a great daddy-gagger takes patience
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 7:09 pm, #245737
Now it makes sense


THE BENEFITS -


TAGS: hard work bee benefits
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:45 pm, #218075
Thanks Sean -
Sean - May 4, 2011, 3:20 pm, #218052
I love this one. Wonderful.


NO LMITS -




DEFEAT ALWAYS WINS -




EYE CANDY - Eye candy in a suit is like eating an M&M. It isn't until you get past the outer coating that you find the real treat.


TAGS: eyecandy suits men mandms
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:42 pm, #234263
Nah chocolate the peanuts get stuck all over your teeth.
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:38 pm, #234233
Peanut


EXPLODING PRAYER MATS -


TAGS: prophets not profits
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:56 pm, #216877
5L doc... awesum
MilDoc - April 20, 2011, 1:14 pm, #216873
I'm in CO, USA!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:07 am, #216845
LOL that is AWE5OME. Where are you a Mildoc, Mildoc?
Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 7:51 pm, #216822
"...through the roof." lol
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 6:29 pm, #216806
Love it


SOUTHERN GOLD - The tastiest kind of gold


TAGS: grits are good to eat
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by axe11154

CloudchaserS - October 22, 2011, 1:20 am, #225247
But only if they're not instant. And they're real grits, not that Cream Of Wheat that the late great Lewis Grizzard called sissy grits


AN ALASKAN BEARD -




CAPITALISM -


TAGS: this is not a politifake you dumb mod its an idiologifake
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - December 22, 2009, 2:01 pm, #147390
I was actually referring to most people, not just the capitalists (owners of the means of production). This is more existential than ideological.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am, #147313
It allows them to live off their capital rather than direct work. "Utterly useless"? I expect they'd debate that.


THIS IS IT ! -


TAGS: zombies halloween lol funny t***
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by MRWTFOSeviltwinbrother

Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:39 pm, #197415
*face Palm*
Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:01 pm, #197397
My early Work Sucks, Hell Most Of My Current Work Sucks, and i was just trying to make a joke... not my strong point.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:39 pm, #197270
Don't question mods publicly... it's not kosher. Take it to PMs, but not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 7:29 pm, #197256
It's not your place to question what is approved or by who. Think back to your early work and ask yourself some hard questions about quality...I know I do.
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 6:26 pm, #197251
Ok Mooo, But Still This is bad quality... I'm Betting it was aggy while on one of his guinnes runs :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:11 pm, #197229
Well. That's an inappropriate question Hammy....None of your f***ing business.
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 1:51 pm, #197215
The pic had great potential.
culos - October 8, 2010, 12:46 pm, #197209
I choose not to comment.....
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:02 pm, #197208
Moo, did you approve this?
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:38 am, #197185
Wow, just wow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:29 am, #197183
What the hell?....poster fail and epic username fail......1L


Annoying comics -




DECIDOPHOBIA -


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm, #198027
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm, #198024
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)


TGIF -


TAGS: thank god its friday sayings tuesday ruins nights realization
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:33 pm, #257719
Tip one back for me!
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:45 am, #257666
SKOL !
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:54 am, #257661
Oh paleeese! Don't go all hi-tech on me. Cheers!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 12:52 am, #257660
How many times? Depressing enough to buy a digital watch.


family portraits -




MOTHER NATURE - the great equalizer


TAGS: go where its warm
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Weapon X - November 26, 2010, 3:34 am, #203985
Funny as hell...reminds me of this story about these two guys on my ship and this homeless chick when we went to Victoria, British Colombia...
TheGoat - September 18, 2010, 10:10 am, #194340
why else do you think Vancouver has 3 times the homeless rate of Toronto?
forseti - September 18, 2010, 7:53 am, #194336
so evil!
Claire - September 18, 2010, 2:16 am, #194318
I lol'd hard. This is great.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:58 pm, #194270
I keep them with my sh**gun....just to make it easy on the cops...
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:54 pm, #194268
Fridge full of condiments, huh? I guess we will just have to go do a sauce run, you still got those ski masks?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:51 pm, #194266
All I have is h** sauce....seriously, I don't even have milk, bread or eggs....But I got h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:50 pm, #194265
o yea, cuz your fat, thats whats with the fat jokes. (sorry that thought slipped my mind while thinking bout kobe kiddo kabobs)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:49 pm, #194264
I prefer bbq suace, and lets substitute my kids for some of my nephews. Lil bastards, i got the ranch if you got the bbq sauce
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:47 pm, #194263
Why the fat jokes?......I'll eat your children.....If you've got Ranch dressing...(nothing worse than bland children)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:42 pm, #194262
F*CK YOU Mooooooooooooooooo, you over weight bovine b****! (nothing but love)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:23 pm, #194261
Eat a ***k Faceplant!!!!! all in good fun (no seriously, eat a ***k)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 5:06 pm, #194254
Love it! Nice smileys guys!
Reality Lord - September 17, 2010, 5:05 pm, #194253

oh yeah....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:39 pm, #194246
True dat....5L


any questions? -


TAGS: airplane its magic psa
Rating: 4.93/5

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steve1961 - April 8, 2014, 2:21 am, #254153
LOL I meant over not out LOL
steve1961 - April 8, 2014, 2:21 am, #254152
I'm afraid the joke boarded a plane and flew out his head, Priss ;-)
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 9:57 pm, #254147
(combustor)
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 8:33 pm, #254145
Substituting the obscure term "burn buckets" for the first "engine" reference, am I wrong, Airman?
Oldsod - April 7, 2014, 8:24 pm, #254143
In addition...might I point out that this description is far more elegant than the diagram of helicopters. They don't actually fly, you know. They're so ugly the Earth repels them. I read you 5X5L, Airman!
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 8:16 pm, #254141
Emilio have you seen Airman's avatar? On paper he 5L knows what he's talking about...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 7:21 pm, #254136
The airfoil creates a suction bubble above the wing, the continuous explosion pressure within the engine pushes the engine, and all it's attached to, forward.


CHICAGO 2012 -


TAGS: its not detroit
Rating: 4.81/5

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Iconoclast - June 26, 2011, 7:26 pm, #220630
It could be a poster for another Kurt Russell flic - "Escape from NY' then "Escape from LA" and coming in 2012, "Escape from Chicago."


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: that lawn ain t gonna mow itself iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:22 pm, #228981
I wanted to vote on that one yest5rday, but then, you know... :)


MINDF**K -


TAGS: its not real
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sho - June 23, 2011, 10:35 am, #220451
Lmao. 5


WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm, #214062
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm, #214061
very nice!


STUPID KIDS -


TAGS: its just dirty water
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:39 am, #215273
Bump
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:56 pm, #185646
For shame that this only has 11 votes on it!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm, #185635
Still LMAO!!!
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:31 pm, #180994
LMFAO Cubby! This is motifake gold! No, it's motifake double-platinum!
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:59 pm, #180971

talk about not being safe,...no life jackets, no floaties, no adult. no oars to row.....where is the coast guard when you need them?


THE WORST PEOPLE - are those that think they are the greatest thing in the world. after all how could they be, I am


TAGS: itsmemario
Rating: 4.43/5

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IT'S OVER! - Lenin makes the winning shot at the last second!




ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: this is satire so its sarah palin approved and she is after all pretty freakin retarded
Rating: 3.79/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm, #158296
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm, #157782
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm, #157780
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm, #157779
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm, #157778
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm, #157773
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm, #157770
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm, #157764
Greatness.
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am, #157355
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am, #157354
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am, #157352
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.


WUSSIFICATION -


TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am, #139316
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.


RESENTMENT -


TAGS: think its lonely at the top try being alone on the bottm
Rating: 3/5

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Airman - June 12, 2009, 3:42 pm, #86249
5.. good one
Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 10:40 am, #86188
Another quick trip around the bases, Sean. 5/5
MO - June 11, 2009, 11:17 pm, #86136
Mark! You sumbiaatch! I was gonna say the same thing....If you close one eye and then cross the other....IT DOES look like that guy that Sean likes, but doesn't want his avatar to look like!!!!
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:13 pm, #86134
If you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like Ted Bundy.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 6:44 pm, #86095
Of course unless they're reading a copy of Big'ns
Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:39 pm, #86093
Bundy's cool, just don't think my avatar looks like him. That's all. *wipes tear from corner of left eye*
MO - June 11, 2009, 6:30 pm, #86090
Note to self....Sean does NOT like Al Bundy.
Sean - June 11, 2009, 5:35 pm, #86077
No sir. If you were THINKING, you wouldn't have said that, let alone thunk it! *huff*
MO - June 11, 2009, 4:52 pm, #86064
I'm thinking Sean's avatar looks like.....Al Bundy!
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 4:00 pm, #86050
Y'know sean your avatar kinda looks like Andy Kaufman
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:25 am, #85914
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:28 pm, #85807
God I hope that's not a comma splice. *fingers crossed*


TRAINING -


TAGS: maybe its just my colleagues
Rating: 2.9/5

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BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:14 pm, #129649
Been there, done that!!!


IT'S A MAC - Our Shields Can Not Handle Fail of This Magnitude


TAGS: mac pc ackbar its a trap frap map nap cap
Rating: 2.73/5

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Mateusz - July 30, 2010, 4:05 pm, #187086
Of coruse, if you're using Windows, the shiels have probably already crashed and bluescreened.
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:01 am, #147104
Even better was buying Perot at 8...before they got bought by Dell and selling at 30.
alohadude3 - December 20, 2009, 7:48 pm, #147046
The mac vs Pc thing is so 2001 and you should have bought APL at $24 a share, thats putting your money where your mouth is. When you do the math remember the stock split.
Derek - December 20, 2009, 6:20 pm, #147036
That's exactly what jealousy sounds like


HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




The road less travelled -




Strength -




The Transition -


TAGS: limits growing old
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:35 am, #246295
Profundity……some arrived long ago. Greeny, you profound son-of-a-bytch…….I…I…love you


Kamikaze : Blurring the lines between bravery and stupidity -


TAGS: perhapsitsnothelmet
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 11, 2014, 5:27 pm, #253533

A truly EPIC poster. 5L and Fav'd.


Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu -




TEDIUM -


TAGS: its all in the approach
Rating: 4.94/5

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GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:41 am, #195684
no one but Haar could have captioned this so well. this is talent to the +5L level
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:37 am, #195664
Kill Mildew vol 2


consider carefully -


TAGS: it is both of your responsibility if you don t think so enjoy pregnancy twits
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:39 am, #249471
5L for the truth to that crotchety!


Stubbornness -




JOB OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: world domination work benefits demon
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - January 12, 2013, 9:09 pm, #242411
LoL. I was wondering if anyone would catch the reference. :) Thank you for the great rating.
Silverheart - January 12, 2013, 6:13 pm, #242406
867-5309- Jenny's hiring a minion? To keep weirdo's from calling for a good time, eh? 5Ls


INFAMY -


TAGS: what the hell its the alias men
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 12:33 pm, #251623
I remember! I remember! The best worst movie of its time.
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 6:12 pm, #189566
@ mine are gone...weird
rerun - August 15, 2010, 5:58 pm, #189564

@space - I just synched.....I still have all the posters I created under my alias listed under that alias...
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:18 pm, #189551
FYI Syncing will cause your Smithtee posters to appear in your profile, but NOT your aliases list. It will remove AlanSmithee as the creator, and reveal the regular avatar and name.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 9:23 am, #188980
*should have read "Cheap Transvestite Prostitutes. I can't afford those high dollar ones like you can
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 7:49 pm, #188885
*should have read "Transvestite prostitutes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 7:40 pm, #188883
Alan smithee is the name directors use when they don't want to use their own on a project. "Greyscorpion" is the name people use when picking up prostitutes when they don't want to use their own....
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm, #188872
Love it. 5L
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm, #188870
Oh. And the creator of each poster submitted under this name is free to admit or deny if it is theirs, but never has to reveal anything if they wish.
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 7:13 pm, #188867
Who is AlanSmithee? This is the start of a little experiment here on Motifake. Please feel free to vote, comment, and ask questions. There will more posters under this name, but they will be written by any number of people. Cheers!


THE COWARD OF THE COUNTY -




LIFE EXPECTANCY -


TAGS: yeah its broken no we wont replace it just bring it back for a refund
Rating: 4.5/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:55 am, #220881
CAN'T BREATHE.. Laughing so hard! 5L's!


FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm, #165698
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm, #157226
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm, #157206
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


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